4/15/2023 0 Comments Funny thoughtsSomeone should open up a restaurant called “I don’t care”. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Women spend their whole life to find the right man just to tell him every day that he is wrong. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! – Anthony Burgessĭoes anybody know how to disable the auto-correct feature on my wife ?īy all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. ![]() Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. But if you want to make someone laugh, you might need to think outside the box. It’s not always easy to come up with a funny one-liner. – Jean Kerr Have you ever wondered what to say to someone to make them laugh? Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself – like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks. I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was ‘You’ll never find anyone like me again!’ I’m thinking, ‘I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?’ – Priyanshu Singh And now that you’ve come into my life – I’ve changed my mind. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom. – DoryĪge is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well. – Groucho Marxīefore you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you. If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. If the bus came would I be standing here? – Billy Connolyīefore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If you’re gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast. If at first you don’t succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried. There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong. ![]() I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception. I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
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